Dont tell me you'd turn down a peerage?
I think Vicount Ho Hum of Hornchurch has a wonderful ring to it.
And just think! 300 smackers a day for pitching up stay a couple of hours have your afternoon kip and the added bonus of claiming cab fares from Hornchurch to Westminster (at least 60 quid return) while using your freedom pass and a three course five star Michelin lunch for a fiver served by a few dolly bird waitresses and you might get to share a table with Lady Watshername your absentee former mp.
What more could a man ask?
Same as that,haven’t called anyone sir since l was 15.
Charlie boy will probably do for the monarchy,don’t fancy President McCluskey though,just replace one lot of leeches with seudo champagne socialists having us over whilst telling us how lucky we are.Just one yoke for another.
Yes and the essential services like Electric ,gas and water will be easy and cheap to nationalise simply set up or purchase one of those providing now .Offer the energy ,water at 10% less than the others as it has to pay no shareholders and the others go broke so you get them free. Maintenance is already provided by national grid so nothing changes there except you can tell them how much you will pay as they have no alternatives. For rail you remove all subsidies and cap prices and they become effectively nationalised until their franchise expires or they give up. The essential thing is to come to a deal with the workers on pay and conditions and ban striking.