Our father who art in prison,
Mother who knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
and forgive us of our ASBO's,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
but deliver us free housing.
For thine is the chavdon, the Burberry and the BlackBerry,
forever and ever,
Refugees do not have the right to demand but should accept the blessings bestowed upon them gracefully by nations extending the hand of friendship.
The Japanese dog was famous for his incredible loyalty. His owner passed away and didn't come home on his usual train one evening in 1925. Hachiko returned to the station every day and waited for him to come home for 9 years until his own death.
If you try to cure evil with evil-you will add more pain to your fate.