That joke recalls the John Prescott story from the not-so-distant past.......
TWO Shags John Prescott has a manhood the size of a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE, says ex-lover Tracey Temple.
The lardy Deputy Prime Minister might have the body of a saveloy but in the department where it matters he is a chipolata, she recorded in her diaries.
Tracey, 43, revealed at the weekend that Prescott, 67, gave a four-times-a-night performance.
But it seems that things weren’t always up to scratch ? and he once had to resort to the love drug Viagra after “an unsuccessful attempt at sex”.
You also have a sense of self-deprecating humour! I bet you liked English at school - not long ago, you posted "In The Bleak Mid-Winter" complete with indented lines. Those words obviously mean a lot to you. I like them too. What about one of my favourites from my school days - "The Lady Of Shalott"? One of the most beautiful poems in the English language.