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Re: Christmas Chuckles

Michael Towner
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That joke recalls the John Prescott story from the not-so-distant past.......

TWO Shags John Prescott has a manhood the size of a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE, says ex-lover Tracey Temple.
The lardy Deputy Prime Minister might have the body of a saveloy but in the department where it matters he is a chipolata, she recorded in her diaries.
Tracey, 43, revealed at the weekend that Prescott, 67, gave a four-times-a-night performance.
But it seems that things weren’t always up to scratch ? and he once had to resort to the love drug Viagra after “an unsuccessful attempt at sex”.
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Michael Towner
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In fact, John Prescott should have been MP for Littlehampton - and that's almost original!
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Michael Towner
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I've sussed you out HH. You're making deliberate errors of grammar and orthography to see who'll notice. As in "dammed" which should be "damned". Nice try!
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bellend
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stop with these little willy jokes, connie is very upset.
If we learn from our mistakes, why aint I a genius, If you educate the masses where's the advantage for the few?

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Michael Towner
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Very quick, HH - you'll be dammed at this rate!
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bellend
Prescott mrs said "john might only have a small cock...but he can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles Tube"...
If we learn from our mistakes, why aint I a genius, If you educate the masses where's the advantage for the few?

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Michael Towner
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I believe it. You're an educated man who occasionally poses otherwise when you fancy some street-cred!
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bellend
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I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying. "What's wrong?" I asked. "It's this job mate, I fucking hate it."
If we learn from our mistakes, why aint I a genius, If you educate the masses where's the advantage for the few?

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Michael Towner
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You also have a sense of self-deprecating humour! I bet you liked English at school - not long ago, you posted "In The Bleak Mid-Winter" complete with indented lines. Those words obviously mean a lot to you. I like them too. What about one of my favourites from my school days - "The Lady Of Shalott"? One of the most beautiful poems in the English language.
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dalek1
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Dirty old sod!
I bet you used to say come on mummies sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
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dalek1
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Hold on!
Isn't a certain local MP still in the closet?
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