My wife and I have both got new irons for Christmas. I can knock a golf ball over two hundred yards with mine, and hopefully she can knock a pile of ironing off in an hour or so with hers and have my tea ready for when I get home.
If we learn from our mistakes, why aint I a genius, If you educate the masses where's the advantage for the few?
Little Miss D1's Christmas list so far.
A Hoverboard cost £400.
Two return tickets to LA and open tickets to all the theme parks cost £5'000.
Two return tickets to NY and open ended account at the Woodbury outlet centre cost £5'000 at least.
State of the art Apple Mac cost £1'500.
Wall mounted tv with voice activation cost £1'000.
If she got all this she'd open them up and say is that it?
An itinerant door-to-door seller knocked on the front door of a terraced house in Moss Side on Christmas Eve. A small boy answered and shouted "Dad, there's a man at the door with a baldy head". His Dad called back "Tell him to piss off - I've got one already!"
Merry Christmas to all posters and readers - have a good one!