I was sent out only this morning with a list of supposedly things we can’t live without with the threat of dire retribution if said list wasn’t expedited.
What quango/charity do I contact for help,hope it’s not Oxfam I’m to old for uninvited sexual abuse.
I will keep this in mind for future reference,said undercarriage is safeish at the present time as list was completed to “her indoors” satisfaction.
Best advice I can give to younger men on here is “don’t deviate from the list”.The KGB are pussycats compared to women whose lists have been deviated from,free thinking in the aisles is be avoided if one wants a quiet life,hope this is of some help.
Crossed my mind,but would be money wasted as she has been in the employ?of the NHS for the past dozen years so she ain’t as good at joined up thinking as she used to be.
I could send her round the local mosque,but I don’t want the press hanging about outside my door.
Just completed my multi-tasking exam as set by lady Wife/Rottweiler,evidently I need more training as I failed on one.
Question was What should you do if asked to get amarous at bedtime by darling partner if you have a head,back,knee or any other ache known to medical science?
I answered take a couple of paracetamol and enjoy,evidently this is totally inappropriate in this scenario as this remedy is not known in my Wife’s branch of the Sisterhood,any suggestions as to the correct answer would be most helpful.